Big Dick December

Where all men with a penis size 6 1/2 inches complete a circle jerk 3 times a day

Timmy: time to do big dick December

by Big Dick December October 6, 2020

dick-shelved

When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.

Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.

by Damastta July 9, 2012

Auschwitz Dick

short skinny dick. Genetically traced back to the Braun and Brown family bloodline

Evan Brown has an Auschwitz Dick.

by Hannaford Gentleman February 20, 2020

dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 18, 2021

Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015

dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .

Im not (dick listic) about the size of his penis

by Dick listic October 18, 2017

Fish Dick

When a guy sticks his dick in a woman on her period.

Girl: What's that smell?
guy: *Pulls out*
girl: You have a fish dick.

by CUDDL3S November 13, 2016