Poopy on my shtoopy

Have sex with me

Johnny: Please poopy on my shtoopy!
Venessa: No way! I’m saving myself for marriage

by Xylophone 66 May 26, 2020

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

zyakuni in my backyard

a band who’s music you will love

damn, zyakuni in my backyard BLEW my mind

by _jared0708 June 16, 2023

My Chemical Romance

A rock band with some good songs

Person 1: I like my chemical romance
Person 2: Based
Person 3: E

by UrbDicQwerty62 July 26, 2021

helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse

Owen is helping me with my car tires

by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022

oh my gyatt

you see someone walking around and they're dragging that thang

"oh my gyatt.. did you see that ass??"

"ya bro that thang was dragging"

by scottbomb November 4, 2025

Practicing my dance moves

A way to describe pleasuring yourself.

I’m still in bed practicing my dance moves.

by Jessica’s feet October 8, 2017