test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"

Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.

by HuntingLife September 8, 2021

whats the biggest planet on earth

An autofill suggestion google recommends when it's high.

Me: * types what's the biggest planet *
Google: whats the biggest planet on earth

by Googleplexian November 23, 2021

I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch

Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.

by 0007DM November 25, 2021

Roll on the ground’N’eat Chips day

”Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day is on the 25th of Februari and it reminds us about the sadness of the people that are not allowed to eat chips ;( This is a day for them to escape their depressing reality and eat some chips #JusticeForOurNoneChipEaters

Non chip eater: “Aww I wish that I were allowed to eat chips;(“
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”

by Wallah Ida och Elcira ABOW January 17, 2022

Libra girls that live in East SG

absolutely kental. not their fault but Libras naturally kental. Not I say one, Horoscope say one.

You know libra girls that live in east SG? They all kental bro.

by Hyzan January 26, 2022

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

“Hey dude did you see that tiktok sound I sent you”
“Do you mean the one that goes ANK OU OR OU APPIEST EAR OF MY EYE?”

by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022

There's more tacos to eat.

There are more important and pressing matters at hand.

I won't worry about the rain tomorrow, there's more tacos to eat.

by Qwepta March 29, 2022