slap the baby

To leave early.

Because she was too tired to stay at the party, Jill wanted to slap the baby and go to bed.

by Penndog July 17, 2012

wad slap

beat off into your hand and walk up to an asshole and smak that faggot in the face

you wanna fuck on me?
yo fuck you nigga
gimme a minute
what u doin
smack!
wad slap bitch

by shark bait ho haha February 24, 2010

Seman slap

When you masturbate and blow your load on your hand and slap the that bitch next to you with the same hand getting it all over her face.

After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.

by Dr. Funkdaddyfunk August 07, 2012

J-slap

A j-slap is when a romantic partner licks his or her hand and slaps a girls vajayjay (vagina) to lubricate and excite their partner.

Hey baby, let me help you out *licks his hand and gives her a j-slap.*

by kathom86 April 05, 2013

blister slap

To slap with such force as to blister the skin.

I want to blister slap the shit out of you......

by Ottomatic Fix May 25, 2015

Natty Slap

The act of getting hit in the face by someone with dreadlocks whether by accident or purposely.

eg.) Did you see that? Mykal turned around and Natty Slapped that dude.

eg.) "Yo! Whatchu just Natty Slap me for?!"

"Sorry I didn't mean to, I turned to talk to someone."

by Darkhorse1990 February 24, 2010

Pitch-slap

An act which checks and ultimately shames an individual that sings off-key.

"Choir practice today was horrid! The director pitch-slapped some soprano because she went flat. "
"I'm about to pitch-slap Amber. She just cannot sing like Beyoncé, no matter how much she thinks she can!"

by Amanuensis May 11, 2015