wreest deep in french

to have your wreests so deep in french you dont know what to do

man i had my wreests so deep in french today i didnt know what to do.

by Eric Kordana June 28, 2004

Soapy French Whore

A phrase used to describe one is wearing a cologne or perfume that reminds one of sweet smelling French women.

Dude, you girlfriend smells like a soapy french whore.

by Spotted Zebra March 13, 2009

french kiss my ass

Imperative sentence to command someone to kissing an open asshole using his/her tongue.

C'mon ya cocksuckin' faggot, french kiss my ass!

by Prof. Dipl.-Ing. Dr. Fritz Schlong August 2, 2003

french hot air baloon

when yer lady is in the bathroom gettin ready for bed your busy the whole time makin hot stinky backside wind with your ass inside her empty pillowcase. when its full and she comes out of the other room you put that pillowcase over her head and give it a couple "puffy pats" back and forth. she should come out in a coma or maybe vomit.

when Jane came home from work Tom was waiting behind the door with a french hot air baloon for her.

by dirty danno June 16, 2009

Olympic French Keg Stand

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.

by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016

Jew, British and French Huguenot

the secret rulers of the world

I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. But nobody else does.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2023

French Onion Dipping

Getting sweat after working out, leaving work, and getting a bj.

You hear about Beans French Onion Dipping at work the other day?

by deep daily dipper October 21, 2010