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Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp 

The inevitable result of being an absolute unabashed whorebeast that lives only to be pounded by every dick or dick shaped object repeatedly all day errra day. These CBVBB's have every known STD and many unknown ones as well. If you encounter a CBVBB they may be disguised like a woman, a grade school teacher or your mom. Beware of their charms like showing you their tits, grabbing your dick or trying to shove your dick in their diseased puss or anus.
You: Brochacho I feel like my dick might fall off.
Friend: Why? What happened man?
You: Dude I fucked this nasty girl last night on the tail end of a fuck train.

Friend: Oh no you fucked a Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp!!
You: Yeah man worst part is, it was your mom.
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Death Vagina 

(Noun)1. A Thundercunt over-flowing with duckbutter and in need of felching. 2. A haneous whore who has been with so many men having sex with her is commonly compared to throwing a hot dog down the hallway. 3. Home of the Cock Goblin.
Doug is such a festering Ass Clown, that we didn't warn him about her death vagina.

Depressed Vagina 

My vagina when its not in the mood for any action.
Oh man i must have one seriously depressed vagina, it doesnt even want the shower head!

cave vagina 

An extremely spacious vagina, one that requires larger objects for stimulation.
She said that my seven-inch penis was too small. Bitch must have some sort of cave vagina.
cave vagina by Sami-X January 22, 2009

Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina 

Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).
Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.
Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina by fpile September 12, 2010

blubbering vagina 

Conservative talk show host Bill O'Reilly.
Bill O'Reilly is a blubbering vagina.

Stale Vagina 

1. No good Pussy

2. Fat girl pussy

3. Vagina that smells and tastes like dead fish

4. Expired Pune

5. Crusty Snatch
1. The loose bitches. spitter vagina - "those loose bitches have stale vaginas"

2. A typical fat girl that looks 8 months pregnant - "that fat girl has a stale vagina"

3. A general lack of vaginal hygiene - "that bitch has a general lack of hygiene and therefore has a stale vagina"

4. Old dusty pussy thats like sticking your tongue in a moldy donut - "that pussy is so old and dusty it's gotten stale'

5. Foodstuff still evident on vaginal area . sometimes can be crusty pussy juice - "this food around your vaginal area miss, means you have a stale vagina"
Stale Vagina by Gregssmallpenis December 31, 2009