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Urban Dictionary

A way for people to invent definitions, and new words. The butchery of the English language. A way for posers to look up stereotypes and then pose as other people. A way for kids to look up slang and repeat the slang they look up to act cool. A way for people to give different meanings to the words they use, in the hopes that it will catch on and become the norm. A website dedicated to listing people's opinions, and hate. A way for people to believe everything they read. The exact miss use of the word Dictionary.
fake kid: You are a chiv!
kid: What the fuck is a chiv?
fake kid: Someone like you!
kid: What?
fake kid: Haha lol you've never been on urban dictionary. Chiv emo hipster suicidal loser kid!
kid: Why are you talking like that? I don't even know how those go together?
fake kid: This is how I talk. Just deal with it poser wannabe loser!
kid: Wow I guess I need to start looking these made up words on the internet so I know what the fuck he was talking about.
by 246thPointlessDefinition January 3, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A place where people show case the mental retardation they have been undergoing for the days it took them to finally be able to let it out to the world.
And a place where everyone goes ahead and reads it anyway, in an unsuccessful bid to find something meaningful and getting comic explanations every other time
Look for the meaning of meaning in urban dictionary and see what i mean
by squeakyAF June 21, 2015
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urban tea

The creator of hit dance video "Clubbin Techniques 101" where he teaches dance movements for guys to hit up on girls. The moves include The Fatality, low back pain, severe low back pain , blue 52, ground beef and the missionary.

www.clubbintechniques101.com
Damn!! Did you see urban tea? It was really him tonite at the clubs!
by pete168 March 8, 2010
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Urban Abuse

Entering a phrase in the Urban Dictionary that is meaningless, useless, pathetic and pointless.
When I received the latest Urban Dictionary definition of Book Google, I couldn't believe the growing Urban Abuse being submitted.
by Fred LeTed August 19, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

an epic website/app which you are currently on. Abbreviated ud.
by Meepster April 6, 2015
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary:
50% names with fancy meanings
40% sex-related
8% racist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, you name it opinions
2% actual fucking slang

In other words, the living end
The Urban Dictionary is supposed to teach about slang and nothing more.
by NetherBolt2020 March 26, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

shitty ass dictionary run by a bunch of racist douche bags, trying to say "urban" people talk different from "normal" people.
1st cat: yo that area is very "urban" better bring your kevlar vest

2nd cat: nah forget that, read up on the Urban Dictionary so you know how to talk to them cats
by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
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