Shortcake Time

The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.

It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.

by Sir William Brownbotton III December 4, 2017

Shnuggy time

Shnuggy time is the name of the Twitch streamer, Mini__may, stream time. The idea of Shnuggy time is the time of love, laughter and nothing but good times. Minimay hopes that everyone would spend a part of their day dedicated to Shnuggy time, a time to make a positive difference in someone's life. Shnuggy is the name of the streams mascot and a term meaning love and joy.

1. I spent my Shnuggy time helping my local animal shelter.
2. It's Shnuggy time!
3. Shnuggy sure loves KitKats.

by Meganoob February 26, 2018

bake time

Bastardization of the time where you fo' swizzle her nizzle which is the bastardization of putting in the correct nizzle in her gas tank, which is the bastardization of putting it in without pulling out.

Yo gurl , I didn't expect for us to have that bake time last night. Shit was FIRE!

by Tristan_301119 October 3, 2016

rejuvenation time

The time it takes after a penis has exerted it's load until the next time it gets going.

Dan needed rejuvenation time after railing Anita before he could go for round 2

by Dicholas wenie arski September 21, 2016

time fapsule

When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.

"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."

by Saltslinger August 12, 2016

Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.

Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?

by c.cleanpipes July 17, 2016

Glitter Time

A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.

"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."

by Unicornelious June 17, 2016