A human being who catastrophically fails at everything they do. Someone who is small time could also do something completely inappropriate such as play fifa at a social gathering all night or hurt themselves in ridiculous ways.
by small timer1 November 16, 2011
Get the small time mug.Time is an absolute truth regardless of the state of existence so long as it is not the forever end. In the physical universe there need be motion of any kind for time to have something to be relative to. Time travel can not exist in the popular sense. One can travel forward in time while seemingly no time passes for the traveler, but this is an illusion caused by being in some kind of stasis. True travel back in time can not occur.
This is not to say that instantaneous or near-instantaneous travel is impossible, just that such theories may not come into conflict with time's law.
This is not to say that instantaneous or near-instantaneous travel is impossible, just that such theories may not come into conflict with time's law.
by Jorden K L December 6, 2006
Get the time mug.Usually what women write under 'profession' on dating websites to somehow justify staying at home watching daytime tv, while their illegitimate child is at nursery/school.
As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!
As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!
Woman 1: "I can't get a job, I'm a full time mum"
Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"
Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"
Woman 2: :'(
Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"
Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"
Woman 2: :'(
by Team Hayley July 4, 2011
Get the Full time mum mug.1. A socially undesirable and cringe-worthy loser.
2. A man who considers themselves to be a "big-shot" or a "player" and no one else agrees.
3. A man who tries to be funny or impress people and fails miserably.
4. A man who attempts to make people laugh (often at some one elses expense) but fails to do so.
5. A man who attempts to make others laugh at some one else but faces back-lash with a sharp and witty reponse and becomes the laughing-stock themself.
5. A cock-monger
6. Some one to either be deservedly avoided or mocked.
7. A social degenerate
(noun)
2. A man who considers themselves to be a "big-shot" or a "player" and no one else agrees.
3. A man who tries to be funny or impress people and fails miserably.
4. A man who attempts to make people laugh (often at some one elses expense) but fails to do so.
5. A man who attempts to make others laugh at some one else but faces back-lash with a sharp and witty reponse and becomes the laughing-stock themself.
5. A cock-monger
6. Some one to either be deservedly avoided or mocked.
7. A social degenerate
(noun)
A:"This will be funny here he comes thinkin he's cool."
B:"Who's that?"
A:"I don't actually remember his name, but he's definately a big-time-charlie"
B:"Who's that?"
A:"I don't actually remember his name, but he's definately a big-time-charlie"
by Bigtoke September 8, 2009
Get the big-time-charlie mug.A method of using solid (tablet) drugs orally. Consists of crushing the tablets to powder, wrapping with one-ply toilet paper, and swallowing the "capsule." Results in a faster onset of effects (better bioavailability due to increased surface area).
"Yo, we leave in 30 minutes. Wanna drop an e?"
"Yea man but I'm aching for a buzz now. I'm gonna make a time bomb."
"Yea man but I'm aching for a buzz now. I'm gonna make a time bomb."
by SinJacks April 19, 2009
Get the Time bomb mug.I don't remember anything from last night, I was time travelling for 4 or 5 hours strong after those tequila shots.
by WaterStreetManiac August 31, 2008
Get the time travelling mug.An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.
1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.
2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010
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