7 definitions by Bigtoke
1. Horrifically oderous excrement.
2. Extremely smelly shit.
3. Nauseatingly stenchful crap.
4. Very smelly poo
(noun)
2. Extremely smelly shit.
3. Nauseatingly stenchful crap.
4. Very smelly poo
(noun)
"Holy shit man, who just used the can? There's a mother-fuckin' Hump-back-dinga in there man! And it smells like the Moscow sewers."
by Bigtoke September 8, 2009
1. The general and perpetual feeling of irreversible demise and misery that comes with the heart aching and thankless truth of being an Everton fan.
2. (a) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated again
(b) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated by Liverpool again.
3. The feeling that disappointed Everton fans feel when they think about that dusty little trophy cabinet at Goodison Park.
4. (a) The anguish felt by Evertonians when an other cup run amounts to nothing
(b) The anguish of Evertonians when an other year season ends with sound of "beep beep beep beep beep beep" as the Everton tour bus reverses back into the garage.
(c) the yearning of Everton fans to get into the Champions League for once.
(noun)
2. (a) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated again
(b) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated by Liverpool again.
3. The feeling that disappointed Everton fans feel when they think about that dusty little trophy cabinet at Goodison Park.
4. (a) The anguish felt by Evertonians when an other cup run amounts to nothing
(b) The anguish of Evertonians when an other year season ends with sound of "beep beep beep beep beep beep" as the Everton tour bus reverses back into the garage.
(c) the yearning of Everton fans to get into the Champions League for once.
(noun)
The problem with supporting little clubs like Everton is the inevitable Everton blues that comes with supporting Everton.
by Bigtoke September 9, 2009
1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.
2. pan-splatter
(noun)
2. pan-splatter
(noun)
"That's the problem with a night on the booze followed by the kebab house... guaranteed skat-splatt the next day!"
by Bigtoke September 8, 2009
1. A socially undesirable and cringe-worthy loser.
2. A man who considers themselves to be a "big-shot" or a "player" and no one else agrees.
3. A man who tries to be funny or impress people and fails miserably.
4. A man who attempts to make people laugh (often at some one elses expense) but fails to do so.
5. A man who attempts to make others laugh at some one else but faces back-lash with a sharp and witty reponse and becomes the laughing-stock themself.
5. A cock-monger
6. Some one to either be deservedly avoided or mocked.
7. A social degenerate
(noun)
2. A man who considers themselves to be a "big-shot" or a "player" and no one else agrees.
3. A man who tries to be funny or impress people and fails miserably.
4. A man who attempts to make people laugh (often at some one elses expense) but fails to do so.
5. A man who attempts to make others laugh at some one else but faces back-lash with a sharp and witty reponse and becomes the laughing-stock themself.
5. A cock-monger
6. Some one to either be deservedly avoided or mocked.
7. A social degenerate
(noun)
A:"This will be funny here he comes thinkin he's cool."
B:"Who's that?"
A:"I don't actually remember his name, but he's definately a big-time-charlie"
B:"Who's that?"
A:"I don't actually remember his name, but he's definately a big-time-charlie"
by Bigtoke September 8, 2009
1. Breasts of a usually older and over-weight female which are saggy, long, flat and astoundingly repulsive.
2. Breasts that when not upholstered by a bra hang so low that they pose a serious trip hazard to the lady who they belong to.
2. Breasts that when not upholstered by a bra hang so low that they pose a serious trip hazard to the lady who they belong to.
by Bigtoke September 7, 2009
1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.
2. skat-splatt
(noun)
2. skat-splatt
(noun)
"That's the problem hot curries and beer... you just know when you wake up the next day that you're on for a full-on Pan-splatter every time."
by Bigtoke September 8, 2009
skanky-franky
1. (a) a promiscuous female.
(b) a promiscuous female with venereal disease.
(c) a female with a vagina resemblant of a clowns-pocket or wizards-sleeve
2. (a) a female with a remarkably sweaty vagina.
(b) a female with a nauseatingly oderous/stenchful vagina.
(c) a female with a exceptionally scabby vagina.
(d) a female with a ridiculously spotty vagina.
1. (a) a promiscuous female.
(b) a promiscuous female with venereal disease.
(c) a female with a vagina resemblant of a clowns-pocket or wizards-sleeve
2. (a) a female with a remarkably sweaty vagina.
(b) a female with a nauseatingly oderous/stenchful vagina.
(c) a female with a exceptionally scabby vagina.
(d) a female with a ridiculously spotty vagina.
by Bigtoke September 11, 2009