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If the joint's still lit 

Indicating proud ownership of the fact that one is taking advantage of a situation should said situation provide itself available.
Are you still receiving unemployment insurance? If the joint's still lit.
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Jiggle the Jew 

Jim: Hey Frank, what did you do last night?

Frank: Nothing much, threw on a porno and decided to Jiggle the Jew.
Jiggle the Jew by Da Skill March 23, 2011

Doing The Jack and Jill 

Having loud and crazy sex in the shower, so loud in fact that when your dad comes home early he hears you and your gf going at it.
Orion: Dude my dad caught me Doing The Jack And Jill with Brittany yesterday.
Bill: Damn dude my parents would flip if they caught me doing that

do the johnny 

To do the johnny is to 'keep walking', as per the slogan used by the iconic Johnny Walker whisky brands. The phrase refers to the act of continuing to walk a distance that would be otherwise traversed via a more efficient means, with the journey being the product of (often drunken) time mismanagement.
1: "bro, i dont think there is another train...the next bus is in 3 hours.."
2: "fuck, looks like we are going to have to do the johnny, and keep walking."

felix the jew 

someone called felix who has a tiny circumsised cock who is also a jew
that felix the jew has a tiny cock
felix the jew by nan muncher May 14, 2015

Emily the juul god 

The girl that vapes 24/7 or finds any area to juul at
I vape a lot but not like Emily the juul god, I feel like that’s way too far
Emily the juul god by Jboyxreal September 27, 2018