She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

Hahe bri u thought.

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

by Ur dads milk January 26, 2022

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Ouch dad

A term used at football games on the intercom to express distaste

Quarterback is sacked, end result safety.

Announcer: Ouch Dad!

by Skinnyboy9 March 31, 2010

Guilty Dad

A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.

The child usually plays this to their advantage.

'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'

'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'

'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'

by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.

(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.

by johnnyhash1283 May 31, 2009

andi's dad

the bread eater, asks his son andi to make him some bread and mash goes like gf.

andi's dad: ANDI where is my fucking bread u dam prick, i want sourdough bitch. andi: yes father but let me finish making more money then emma because she owns me and i dont like getting owned. andi's dad: syd pal and hurry

by TOCH EMMA November 13, 2009