the Captain Ahab

When one licks the stump of an amputee. See also Harpooning the White Whale.

He took the prosthetic of my stumb and then gave me the Captain Ahab!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

captain sandals

A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.

Oh no, there's a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?

by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017

Captain Suck

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law

Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room

by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025

Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.

"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"

by funneydude September 22, 2020

captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"

Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!

by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020

Booty captain

When you’ve eaten so much ass they you claim the deserve the mantle of the booty captain

You are the jack sparrow of eating ass, you are the booty captain

by Lil pingu May 15, 2018

Captain Obvious

A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.

Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious

by Xcain February 28, 2020