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Captain Obvious

A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.

Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious

by Xcain February 28, 2020

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Cloutita

A girl who draws attention with important statements with no intentions to follow through.

Girl: Man, Where my dream boyfriend at?
Guy: Hey
Girl: Smh not really interested

Guy: (under breath) Fucking Cloutita

by Xcain February 28, 2020

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