smoothie 

(n) a device used to remove the wrinkles out of clothes by way of heat

see also : iron

I was tryin to get some stank on my hang-low, when my lady hit me with a smoothie.

smoothie by American Jones December 17, 2003

scootch 

To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.

I am totally scootch.

scootch by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006

Scooter Fag 

Someone who rides scooters. Can be called scooterists and scooterers. Scooter fags are in scooter teams that compete with each other in scooter fights. The word was originated by two girls from Jackson, NJ when all their friends started scootering and started teams. Can be considered an insult.

"Ew, look at those scooter fags over there like they're something," said Cindy.

Scooter Fag by Luvs to Scoot June 5, 2007

smootie 

a code name for a really hot guy

That guy is so cute!

I know, he's a smootie.

smootie by abaybae August 3, 2011

smooth 

completely shaved pubic hair

she enjoyed showing off her smooth pussy

smooth by bvrsht January 20, 2020

Meat Smoothie 

When a man cums in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his "meat" (penis) around in her mouth while the cum is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.

A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).

Girl: I was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. I could taste everything, it was fantastic.

Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.

Meat Smoothie by DeathAngel1313 July 30, 2010

Ohio Clit Smoothie 

The act of having intercourse with a woman and then cutting her clit off and putting it in a blender and making a smoothie out of it.

David: "Hey Michael, I just had an awesome Ohio Clit Smoothie."
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"

Ohio Clit Smoothie by bonerteaser April 30, 2013