one ya self 

to love yourself and only to yourself, in contrast with having one love between two people.

So your gonna go chill with them over me, you know what man one ya self!

one ya self by w0lf June 2, 2008

petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self 

Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.

Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.

petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self by Hugh March 7, 2005

enlightened self-interest 

getting high and having a wank

last night I engaged in enlightened self-interest

enlightened self-interest by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016

note to self 

Something you typically don't say aloud, just think to yourself, when making a "mental note" about something.

(When unable to fall asleep) Note to self: Don't ever have a double espresso right before bedtime again!

note to self by Olpe July 11, 2004

every man for him self 

the first thing says when the last potato chip is in the bag.

"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"

" Every man for him self!"

*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*

Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"

"f u troll mom"

every man for him self by Smexsher the Skull November 7, 2018

every man for him self 

the first thing says when the last potato chip is in the bag.

"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"

" Every man for him self!"

*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*

Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"

"f u troll mom"

every man for him self by Smexsher the Skull November 7, 2018

Crazy tail self 

its a term to describe a person that is as smart as a pet animal although you may still like that person as you would like that pet animal.

"shut up with your crazy tail self omggg"
"yes i love him with his crazy tail self"

Crazy tail self by hannahbakersbathwater April 9, 2021