meat coat

slang for condom

getting intimate with a girl and before intercourse she asks if you have a meat coat.

meat coat by critter1 August 13, 2010

meat pie 

the act of shitting between a females breats and smushing it onto your penis

I gave Samantha the messiest meat pie last night

meat pie by owlinasuit October 29, 2015

meat sweats 

Sweating brought on by consuming 2lbs of wings, 2lbs of sausage, and a full rack of ribs from Earl's Rib Palace.

I got the Kickoff Carryout deal at Earl's for $50, and got a major case of the meat sweats!

meat sweats by Earl the Pig September 19, 2016

meat beater 

a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!

Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater

meat beater by Alexy Hanson is gay April 8, 2019

Meat rockets 

Thighs, legs, muscles of propulsion. Especially when noticeably muscular.

She squats 400 pounds which is not surprising if you have her tree trunk meat rockets.

Meat rockets by Testy December 15, 2019

meat shield 

person which stops a bullet for someone else using their body

rule number 1.
1. Dedicated meat shield is always the lesser cool person.

rule number 2.
2. If you're name is lauren o' boyle, you are always meat shield

Lauren is a meat shield.

meat shield by Urban Dictionary-ary September 25, 2006

Meat Curtains

Another term for a woman’s labia that hangs low & loose out of her private area.

“Holy! Look at her meat curtains! That’s loose!”

Meat Curtains by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007