Common law dating

The act of being a couple without officially dating

Those two hang out all the time, they are so common law dating

by Dinosis3 March 17, 2009

1st law of HH

The first law of HH (hamburger Helper) is that you must always burn your tungue on the first bite.

guy1: ahh! crap!

guy2: Dude, what is it?

guy1: 1st law of HH, man

guy2: ouch, sucks to be you

by Dujac0 January 21, 2008

eskimo father in-law

When you beat off or rub one out while looking at a picture of or thinking about the daughter of your buddy (18+).

I rubbed one out thinking about Poe's daughter last night, so now Poe is my eskimo father in-law

by Super Cool Dude January 17, 2013

Newton's 69th Law

A scientific law formulated by Sir Isaac Newton telling the likelyhood of a female having sexual relations with a male, as expressed in the equation:

100{2*lM(d^2)l/(v-S)}/G

where:
M= Muscle definition
d= douchebagness
v= Moral Values
S= slut value
G=Girl's hotness

Jon: Do you think Ashley will fuck Michael tonight?
Matt: No, he's not enough of a douchebag, so it does not satisfy Newton's 69th Law.

by ChemistryCalvin April 23, 2010

Law & Order SVU

The best spin-off of Law & Order. And the best show in history very addicting but also very disturbing

Person 1: what's your fav tv show
Me: Law & Order SVU its soo addicting

Person 1: (sighs) you watch that shit?

by Jane...Doe August 4, 2017

Yale Law School

The most prestigious law school in America and perhaps even the world. Yale Law School has been consistently ranked the best law school in the country for the past thirty some years and is well revered for its immensely successful and notable alumni, all of whom are perhaps colloquially regarded as the best of the best lawyers in America. Yale Law School is also considered the most difficult law school to get into with an acceptance rate usually hovering at around 9%.

Boss "My son's going to insert law school
Father "My sons going to Yale Law School"
Boss"..."

by LegallyBrunette December 5, 2017

law school goggles

similar to beer goggles, law school students develop these when they find themselves attracted to people that they would never have been attracted to in the real world. this usually happens very early into their first semester of law school.

a hot girl that finds herself attracted to a guy that would be ranked a 4 because he is the hottest in her class. she has acquired law school goggles.

by aly rocks February 27, 2008