Jesus Pee

Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.

Jesus Pee

by Anti_yuppy March 20, 2014

slippery jesus

The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.

Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"

Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"

Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"

by Jeiku_Sensei July 26, 2016

Skinless Jesus

A Jesus for everyone. A messiah excepted by all race.

Daddy, what’s a skinless Jesus? Well Timmy, it’s a Jesus that everyone can worship.

by Tuna Juice July 16, 2018

Jesus move

Jesus Move

To die and come back to life somehow (for any reason) to kick some major butt!

Gandalf pulled a major Jesus move in The Two Towers.

by DNT2 October 30, 2013

Meet Jesus

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.

Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*

by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

Jesus Face

1) Being composed with a look of serenity &/or seriousness. Level of calm that should be feared. State of mind for getting down to business.

2)The facade of Christian composure.

I have my Jesus face on and am ready to deal with those whiny little bitches at work.

Did you see those Christians totally lose it? The didn't have their Jesus face on.

by angrychick October 2, 2009

coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018