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Apple Jacked

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".
I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.
by S-ter September 25, 2008
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Jack Duff

An irish lad who is in a boyband called roadtrip. Quite weird, especially when with Brooklyn bit overall funny and kind.
Jack Duff is a sexy Irish man that is better than Niall Horan
by Arty_Roadie August 11, 2019
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Jack Stokes

by smalldickhayden June 23, 2020
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Jack Sexual

Anna: I’m in love with Jack!

Rosie: That means your Jack Sexual!
by Jack Sexual December 31, 2020
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Jack Martin

The retarded kid who always does the most stupid things and never learns his lesson. He will jump out of a window and break his leg and say “wow, that was fun”. He is the guy who runs out on a football field naked, he will talk back at a teacher with no remorse, and he will always be this way even when he is in his 40’s he will still be the most immature man you know.
Don’t be such a jack Martin, your gonna get yourself killed.
by Doritokale November 8, 2017
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Laughing Jack

A tall, hot, monochrome clown who murders children and stuff them with candy
10/10 would smash.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Laughing Jack?? I heard he's super scary

Person 2: He's actually super hot. I'd let him rail me even if he killed me after

Person 1: O-0
by Prince_.Jaspy November 2, 2021
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Jack Mission

Masturbating for hours on end while high and/or getting on meth, generally only cumming once at the end.

Hiding from the world, not answering phone calls, watching endless porn sometimes on fast forward, very brief feelings of filth and disgust immediately upon completion.

These are all tell-tale characteristics of a Jack Mission. Pornographic material of some kind is almost always present.

Sometimes abbreviated phonetically as... Jack Mish
"Sorry for lagging, got some new porno movies... been on a Jack Mission."
by GurpNode April 20, 2010
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