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West Falkland Islands 

A large dependency of the British crown, located on the southern American continent found at latitude 38.4161, longitude 3.6167° W. It is often mistakenly referred to as "Argentina" but anyone who does so is canonically wrong.

In a similar way, the name comes from the residents of a plucky island nation mocking a much larger hostile nation and their (ultimately flawed) expansionist desires. A good example of another country mocked in this way is West Taiwan (who keep threatening to conquer east/real Taiwan).

The official language of the West Falklands is German for reasons that we won't go in to.

They have won multiple world cups, but most of the ancestors of the current population haven't ever had much success on the world stage in "other events".
Guy 1: "I can't wait to go on Holiday to the West Falkland islands."
Guy 2: "Make sure you learn German before you go."
Guy 1: "why?"
Guy 2: "there's always German's on holiday"
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Natuna Islands 

Malaysian islands located between Peninsular Malaysia and Borneo, but is illegally occupied by Indonesia. People of Natuna are part of Terengganu people, and they speak Terengganu dialect. It's nothing related to Indonesia. Indonesia should give back the islands to Malaysia.
Natuna Islands is a part of Malaysia, not Indonesia!

Iskandar 

Iskandar is an Arabic name for boys. It is the Arabic version of the English name Alexander, which means “defender of the people”(warrior). Girls are lucky if her bf name's this.
My name is Iskandar. You can call me "alex" too.
Iskandar by Foundmyempire December 28, 2016

future islands 

the most epic band in the universe. the singer is made of tin. the sounds of their music permeating out of their p.a. system is so fertile that it will instantaneously impregnate any female within a 20 mile radius.
friend1:"we're going to a future islands show tonight"

friend2:"you're going to be reborn."
future islands by tianash August 2, 2010
She is a kind hearted free spirited girl, who is outgoing and confident in a good way. She has a good taste in friends #shout out to Maddie and Sienna. She is bubbly and kind when you get to know her, but when you pass her on the street she'll be like ''what a wierdo!'' If you find a Iolanda you will never forget her. #Love you Iol
Iolanda's friends are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iolanda by crazy friend December 18, 2018

virgin islands 

The Virgin Islands is an archipelago in the Leeward Islands in the Caribbean Sea. The islands are divided into two parts, one of which, the British Virgin Islands to the east and north, is an overseas territory of the United Kingdom. The other, the United States Virgin Islands to the west and south, is an organized unincorporated territory of the United States.

UNITED STATES VIRGIN ISLANDS- st.thomas, st.john,st.croix, water island
BRITISH VIRGIN ISLANDS ARE-virgin gorda, anegade, tortola, jost van dyke
virgin islands by DELZZ November 29, 2007
The coolest most smartest funniest xx chromosome to have ever stepped foot on the face of Earth. She is a bit strange but you know you like it. She is always right, always. Girl you wish you were.
Marco: "Hey, I got myself an Irlanda!"

Jane: "Irlanda is so cool!"
Irlanda by CrackerKnacker August 17, 2011