by Derethad June 22, 2010
Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.
by CelticEagle February 15, 2019
The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.
Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"
Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"
Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"
Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
by Jeiku_Sensei March 15, 2016
A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.
by Jackson Montana December 12, 2010
When a tan or latino man comes onto a woman by exposing his holy trinity: butthole, penis and testicle sack.
I heard Luis went nuts for that broad down the street. He stood outside her window and gave her The Full Jesus.
by juliush6969 May 19, 2020
by grease_of_sandwich February 21, 2020
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