Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.
Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!
by Derethad June 22, 2010
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Black Jesus

The most incorrect race of Jesus next to White Jesus.
Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.
by CelticEagle February 15, 2019
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slippery jesus

The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.
Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"

Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"

Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
by Jeiku_Sensei March 15, 2016
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Jesus envy

A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.
I'm an atheist, but whenever I walk by a church I get serious Jesus envy.
by Jackson Montana December 12, 2010
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The Full Jesus

When a tan or latino man comes onto a woman by exposing his holy trinity: butthole, penis and testicle sack.
I heard Luis went nuts for that broad down the street. He stood outside her window and gave her The Full Jesus.
by juliush6969 May 19, 2020
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Jesus Christ

Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
by grease_of_sandwich February 21, 2020
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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne
by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT February 10, 2018
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