Nut Smoothie

You first jizz in someones mouth then tea bag them and have them swirl around your testicles with their tongue while the jizz is still in their mouth.

I give such good Nut Smoothies that my friends are always coming up to me like 'Bro, I love yo Nut Smoothies they taste so good. Let me get one right now'.

by Jack & Alex November 05, 2010

Dis Nut

When you are about to say deez nuts but it slips off of your month to only say dis nut

Hey What time is it?

DIS NUT

by WalrusTusksUnited69 September 15, 2016

Nut Bubbler

The result of farting in a bathtub and having the fart bubble tickle your sack. A fart big enough has been known to cause an erection or even, in rare cases, orgasm.

I don't need to jerk it now because I just had one hell of a nut bubbler in the tub.

by A Speelz January 13, 2010

shrimp nuts

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.

"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"

by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 08, 2015

Nut Jam

A Nut Jam is a man who is full of himself and is constantly talking about discusting things.

Hey Mary, "That dude is a Nut Jam!"

by kamm lovees youuu October 25, 2011

nut-shell

cute & loving chimpmunk who loves to eat nuts! She likes football players! she loves to joke around and have fun!!!

morgan and dean love nut-shell!

by M_lil_spickner November 03, 2006

Honey Nut

Honey Nut: an often sweet yet evil english person who is very addicting to talk to but dont tell her she'll tease you if you say nice things.

Bob: Today was such a long day, but it's ok because I got to talk to my Honey Nut.

by Cowboy Wesley September 09, 2006