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A Nut Jam is a man who is full of himself and is constantly talking about discusting things.
Hey Mary, "That dude is a Nut Jam!"
by kamm lovees youuu October 24, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The substance that forms in the area where your nutsack and thigh meet after you haven't showered in a while.
My nut jam smelled like buttered toast yesterday.
by DJ Jew-C August 08, 2007
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A pinkish/reddish jelly-like substance that forms when a man's semen mixes with the blood from a woman's menstrual cycle after ejaculation has occurred. This substance can sometimes be seen on the stomach region after "out-of-vagina" ejaculation.

Please note: Nut jam may not form when a condom is used.
"Me and Lisa hooked up while she was on her period and I made some nut jam when I came on her stomach."
by KanYe November 01, 2008
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