Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.

Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.

by Dick Thieman April 14, 2016

Ham Sucker

When someone slaps or punches the shit outta you. So hard, knocks you out cold.

I gave Abe a ham sucker at the bar. He was out cold for minutes!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

ham slammin

wehen ter railing partner from behind,,you have to make sure you keep glaize....... while shooting clove out yer ass

i thought i smelled easter dinner but he said him n his ol lady were ham slammin

by chilli mac November 24, 2023

ham-ball

Any person who can generally just "ham it up".

You get Lola in front of a camera & she's a total ham-ball".

Girl gets to drinking so fierce, you can't take that ham-ball anywhere without making a scene.

by J. Steinbeck March 24, 2016

Ham

Hating ass motherfucker

Y’all boy real life hams.

by Ya boy Nado January 1, 2020

Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's

She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns

by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018

Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.

Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.

by b-rad.J February 10, 2025