Hillbilly Dildo

A cornhusk

"I want that cornhusk so bad."
"You mean a hillbilly dildo."

by TigressFyre February 8, 2025

Amad Diallo

Amad Diallo is the best player for united and I would let him give me so brutal backshots. He could geniuenly nut all over me and I would lick it all up. During the 24/25 season my balls were always empty because I would nut so much when he was playing. This isn't even glaze. Amad is the best person to ever have lived after Jesus.

A: Holy shit thanks so much for helping me, you're the best person ever!!
B: Calm down I am NOT Amad Diallo

by toelicker123412312442211 February 11, 2025

Salad dildo

Cucumber

I walked in and caught my uncle using the salad dildo mom

Bought for dinner

by Jacob Stancil November 8, 2025

Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.

> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"

by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025

oumou diallo

A oumou diallo is the kind of girl you sit next to on the first day and instantly regret it
Usually she’s eating noodles 25/8 and dont even think about taking them!
usually a weeb and a fujoshi

“See the oumou diallo over there? isn’t she always eating noodles?”

by abbyparty December 3, 2025

brick of dildo

50 sold or
Will kill if used

Buys a brick of dildos*died*

by Brandon Cliff January 28, 2017

you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time

Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"

by #4567 February 20, 2017