One of the last good singers in one of the last "real" rock & roll bands.
If you are hung up on his clothing then you're just a bitch.His clothing only became really questionable towards the end and this is simply what you had to do to get your videos on Mtv.Anyway who gives a fuck about such trivial shit? The music was awesome!
If you are hung up on his clothing then you're just a bitch.His clothing only became really questionable towards the end and this is simply what you had to do to get your videos on Mtv.Anyway who gives a fuck about such trivial shit? The music was awesome!
by hair metallers are pussies and black metallers are retards April 02, 2005
The explanation as to why Ortiz has no home runs yet. There are two theories.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.
Guy 1: Why hasn't Ortiz gone deep yet?
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.
by thebest212 May 12, 2009
Refers to a person.... male usually.... that has a rather incredibly large penis while erect. Basically Nicholas David Brady is the master of the universe and everything in it. Often, he is seen with flocks of women around him willing to cator to his every desire, and since he packs such an enormous "piece" he can easily satisfy all of them. Very athletic, charming, goodlooking, and has a huge cock. If this were to be used in a sentence, it would sound like this....
Wow i wish i was Nicholas David Brady. but my penis will never be as large, in charge, and smooth as his is. He is my master and i will live my whole life trying to live up to his standard. If i am to fuck up i know ill get that dick right in my asshole.
by Dick Nrady August 31, 2010
1. the man who murdered john lennon / the man with no name.
he is constantly being denied parole -- as so he should be.
he doesn't deserve the treatment of 'another killer', because he didn't just kill anyone -- he killed a hero to many people around the world.
he is constantly being denied parole -- as so he should be.
he doesn't deserve the treatment of 'another killer', because he didn't just kill anyone -- he killed a hero to many people around the world.
by multicolouredmirrorboots February 25, 2010
Sex move.
The act of poking partner in the eye during or after oral sex. An extremely funy and immature manuever that will guarentee that you will never sleep with that individual again.
Named for famous rocker David Bowie, who is gay, and has two diffrent colored eyes. Speculated that his homosexuality is a contributing factor of his multicolored eyes.
The act of poking partner in the eye during or after oral sex. An extremely funy and immature manuever that will guarentee that you will never sleep with that individual again.
Named for famous rocker David Bowie, who is gay, and has two diffrent colored eyes. Speculated that his homosexuality is a contributing factor of his multicolored eyes.
"Chloe got David Bowie'd on her one night stand last night. I do feel sorta bad for her, but if you act like a whore..."
"I heard Jacob pulled a David Bowie on Katy, now she has one green eye and one black one"
"Does Marylin Manson wear contacts, or did he get David Bowie'd?"
"I heard Jacob pulled a David Bowie on Katy, now she has one green eye and one black one"
"Does Marylin Manson wear contacts, or did he get David Bowie'd?"
by SmackEverything May 02, 2010
A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.
"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"
by Russ David April 10, 2006
The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.
by BalduccisBalls May 20, 2011