Fort Collins Skumshit

The act of a man ejaculating into a pipe with a bowl of weed, then his significant other proceeds to masterbate while smoking it, then usually a round two with just normal high intercourse proceeds

Bro, I gave my wife a crazy Fort Collins skumshit last night, it was awesome

by BobSmithDaSimp March 12, 2026

Tesla Coiling

When a girl has a horshoe piercing in her vagina, and you connect a d-battery to it then proceed to have intercourse, electrocuting your genitals.

“Hey Trevor what was it like when you and your girl were Tesla coiling?”
“It was electrifying”

by Teslacoiler February 9, 2025

Ryan Collins

Aura, King, Goat

when someone is really good at sometime and does something with swag then he’s ryan collins

by candidly February 24, 2025

Dirty Colin

When your dad gets out the shower and ejaculates into your face while eating a peanut butter mayo broccoli sandwich and then forcefully shits into your mouth before he squeezes his butt hairs so hard his butt juices are coming all over you face like you just got ejaculated on by 5 horse cocks then proceeding to lick it off your face and it tastes good.

My dad gave me the dirty Colin.

by Colin is a breckie hill gooner June 7, 2025

Mac Collins

A baddie with the cutest mullet there ever was

That mac collins smashed my cooch last night

by mean3bbc#2 June 16, 2025

Colombian Colin

The act of blasting on another and letting it dry then snorting said blast of there body.

Yo I gave that ho the best 2 seconds then gave her the Colombian Colin.

by LIL JIZZER June 24, 2025

Claire Collins

A non-alcoholic cocktail made with soda water, pineapple, and lime—served tall, crisp, and garnished with a lime. Basically a Tom Collins that decided to go on a wellness retreat and came back glowing.

Known for being refreshing, subtly tropical, and effortlessly classy—just like the person who orders it. Perfect for when you want good vibes without the hangover.

When you’re detoxing but still want to look like you own a beach house — order a Claire Collins.

by writingriver October 15, 2025