sunday breakdown 

The feeling you get when you realize tomorrow's monday.

Person 1: "All night partying, and now it's all over."
Person 2 " I know! Man, I'm having a sunday breakdown."

Teen 1: "Great, that test tomorrow makes me wanna have a sunday breakdown."

Teen 2: "Hopefully, you won't get an F like you usually do."

sunday breakdown by crazyjoe30 May 11, 2011

edgy breakdown 

a breakdown in which consists of going on tumblr and searching for "depressive quotes" to fit their mood.

oh, alec is having a edgy breakdown again; typical alec!~

edgy breakdown by hotnesscalledlizizizi September 25, 2017

Pink Breakfast 

Fucking a girl on the kitchen floor, cumming inside her vagina and then sucking up the cum dripping from her to the floor

A: So did you hook up with that girl yesterday?
B:Yea we did a mean Pink Breakfast

Pink Breakfast by ProfessorFilthyLazis August 6, 2018

circuit breaker 

circuit breaker or breaker is an automatic resettable switch used for electrical distribution and circuit protection in residential commercial and industrial buildings and has replaced fuses as the preferred electrical distribution and circuit protection in newer buildings and upgrades

my circuit breaker tripped and i had to go down to the cellar to reset it no fuse to replace thank god for modern circuit breakers

circuit breaker by littlejimmie March 19, 2019

Anxiety Breakfast

The overwhelming hangxiety that one feels after a big night out, often while eating a sad regretful breakfast.

“Gosh Sheila. This is one hell of an anxiety breakfast. Last night was heavy”

“Not looking forward to our anxiety breakfast tomorrow”

“Seriously guys, I feel so anxiety breakfast”

Anxiety Breakfast by aliveandkickingOS August 12, 2021

jet set breakfast 

A "breakfast" consisting of cigarettes, Red Bull and cocaine.

Usually "eaten" members of the jet set society after a long night of partying.

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*Monday morning in St. Tropz after a night out*

Jet set yuppie #1: "Blast! It's 10 o'clock in the morning and we just got back to our hotel suites... Hey, let's go get some jet set breakfast!"

Jet set yuppie #2: "Gosh! Cocaine in the morning sounds ghastly... I'm in!"

*Jet set yuppie #1 calls room service*

jet set breakfast by Abraxnaroek August 15, 2010

Drive-by Breakup 

The destruction of a relationship (any kind, including marriage) by one person in one of two ways:

1. Knowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.

2. Unknowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.

The result of either of these 2 sub-definitions is the same: the other person (the victim of the Drive-by Breakup) is in the equivalent position of a drive-by shooting victim: lying on the side of the street, bleeding out and mortally-wounded

"Wow. That drive-by breakup was really bad!"

"Man, I'm telling you, it killed him. Drive-by breakups are no joke!"

"Watch out, you're headed for a drive-by breakup if you hook up with that person!"

Drive-by Breakup by waterheart July 25, 2016