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re-birth

Re-birth is where a girls legs are open and you run and dive into the woman's PUSSY and crawl back into the Uterus and come back out
Giggity Giggity - quagmire .... re-birth
by izzy_0.0 October 23, 2023
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Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to youoo, happy birthday to you.
Guy 1. Happy Birthday

Guy 2. Thanks Guy 1.
by Derpuhoh December 23, 2023
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Avocado birth

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
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Crude Birth Rate

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.
The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023
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Happy Birthday Grimace

A phrase often said in Overwatch 2 lobbies instead of slurs to not get banned
Enemy team "GG losers"
Me: "Happy Birthday grimace..."
by Nixsy924 February 11, 2024
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Hatty Birthday

A hat trick scored by a hockey player on the day of their birthday.
"Hey guys, Bertuzzi got a hat trick tonight, its called a Hatty Birthday"
"Hatty Birthday Tyler Bertuzzi! You got a beauty hat trick tonight at the game against Colorado."
by Samwise_92 February 27, 2024
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Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.
What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.
by Mr Fury March 21, 2024
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