Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

hold a finger to

1. Used when comparing one object that fails to match the high quality or characteristics of another object.

2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.

1. Kyle- "what's fishing like her in July?"

Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"

2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"

Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"

Bill- "I still don't believe you!"

Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."

by The mighty mighty basstones May 5, 2010

house a smammer

to eat a sandwich quickly.

*two dudes who have have seen a sandwich at a local diner.*
dude 1: man, i'd love to house a smammer
dude 2: ....what?!

by tehee<3 June 5, 2011

how to steal a laptop

bang chan disapproves anyway.

a lot of stays decided to search on how to steal a laptop but instead to see this.

by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020

Go Home And Be A Family Man

A phrase originally coined by Guile from the Street Fighter video game franchise, it was his tag line after defeating an opponent. Over the years, it has come to be used also when referring to someone who is past their prime at whatever it is that they should do.

Steven: "Hey, did you watch TNA Impact last week?"
Michael: "Yeah, I can't believe they had Ric Flair's 60-year-old ass wrestling again. He's way past his prime He should go home and be a family man."

by Thu Kang-A-Lang January 24, 2011

Hot Dog In A Hallway

1. A girl who has had so much sex, that the mans penis flops round in her vagina.

2. A Man with a small penis, that flops around in a girls vagina.

3. Sad combination of both. (Its likely to happen too, cuz if she has hallway, then she likes the sex, and you have a penis, albeit small, you still have a good chance)

"Dude Tracy is a slutbucket, I was flopping around like a Hot Dog In A hallway"

by Zach "Tay Tay" October 21, 2006

How was that not a headshot

When you playing some siege and miss a person's head by a mile but still call some bs.

Dude! How was that not a headshot?!?! I hit her right in the head!

by Mr Aw March 17, 2019