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Your ma is the sexiest thing going
I rode your ma 😂
Your ma by Georgia28lxx April 9, 2019

Your eyes are gooood 

When your eyes are very red after smoking weed
Boy1: Yo bro, your eyes are gooood rn

Boy2: Nah bro you’re baked af , Check yours in yo front camera

your mom 

its just your mom
your mom is soooooo fat
your mom by a dunbcunt April 14, 2019

Your Mom 

She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .
You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta

You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*
Your Mom by Brofroanomo April 17, 2019

Your aunt a croissant 

The final blow to end the long battle. Only wielded by the most intellectual of all beings in the known multiverse. Would have been a quicker end to Thanos.
P1: your mom giey
P2 your dad lesbain

P1: your sistr a mistr

P2: your bruther your muther

P1: your granni tranni

P2: your grandpap-a-trap

P1: your ancestorz incestorz

P2: your family reunion homosexuel communion

P1: your family tree LGBT
P2: your neece obese
P1: your speces feces
P2: your genus penus

P1: YOUR AUNT A CROISSANT
P2: *dies*

Your moms favorite Minecraft seed 

Sweeney loves your moms favorite Minecraft seed