Poop-Eye

Another name for the infection Pink Eye, which has been rumored to be caused by fecal matter contaminating the eye. In the movie "Knocked Up" there is a scene where the character Martin is asked if someone took a dump in his eyes because they were so red from being high.
I think someone farted on my pillow and gave me poop-eye!
by Steffie12 March 26, 2009
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poop feckers

anyone who posts at the "misc" forum at guitar.com is a gay poop fecker
hahaha eat shit poop feckers
by you dung slammers May 02, 2004
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poop drool

The watery substance emitted from said persons rectal bosom the fluid erected from ones anus, usually leaked into one saids mouth. Poop Drool
Dude, i totally poop drooled in franks mouth last night!!!

by Gicks 180 April 08, 2008
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poop chute

Gretchen really liked to take it in the poop chute.
by Spikey Cock September 28, 2006
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poop dick

smelly material covering a mans wee wee after he inserts it into the butt hole of a human/ armadillo
Lindsey Pusslander enjoys sucking the poop dick of cubans after they have run an anal train on her.
by jizzem April 30, 2006
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poop atoms

Invisible particles released into furniture when sitting on and farting
Dan: Man, those movie theatre seats are musty!
Trey: No doubt! They've absorbed millions of poop atoms over the years.
by honktastic October 17, 2008
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poop jerker

A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.
"Hey, that sick bastard just took a dump, and picked up his turd, smeared it on his cock, and jerked off with it! What sick fuck!"

"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"
by nasty minded sicko May 21, 2008
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