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Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.
Brandon Hellyer has a chode of a penis.
by Bigfoot84 August 22, 2018
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Chode

A penis wider than long.
person 1: I heard Charlie has a chode.
person 2: da fuq is a chode?
person 1: a small dick!
person 2: ohhhhhh that explains alot
-_-chode-_-
by your dentist November 12, 2018
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Chode Butter

the act of buttering up one's chode with lubricant or butter, which is more convienant, and the other male of female partner stroking it.
Hey Tom, how was the chode butter last night?

Tom: It was great, Darius stroked it well.
by pablopooop January 8, 2016
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Chode

A dick that is wider than it is long.
Person: Why is his dick so fat??
Other Person: I bet he has a chode.
by Sxunken November 20, 2021
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Chode

A penis which is larger in width than in length, often found on men with the name or Jonathon or jono.
Often these men named jono or Jonathon are named with the word chode after their full names.
E.g jono chode or did you see ‘Jonathon chodey the other night
by Cymrushagger September 18, 2018
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