sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Single Girl Toilet

A toilet that is extremely small lengthwise. Referred to as a single girl toilet because if any normal-sized man uses it, their penis will uncomfortably touch the toilet seat/bowl.

Man #1: "My Aunt finished building her own house a few days ago, but she bought one of those tiny rounded toilets to go in the bathroom."

Man #2: "Ah, the classic Single Girl Toilet."

by jose748484 August 20, 2022

Boronia West PS Boys Toilets

Filled with pee and Bowl cleaner (bleach) on the floor, this toilet is a toilet you've never seen before...

The Boronia West Ps Boys Toilets are dangerous

by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022

Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.

Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!

by LordJenal September 2, 2022

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

Toilet

Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.

Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!

Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!

by Lonely_Sssslender September 12, 2022

Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!

Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022