dick in cheese

It means a big failure that can never be undone also referenced also to sponk

Oh I’m such a dick in cheese I missed the golf hole

by sponkqueen December 12, 2017

ginger cheese

something someone will call you meaning your an amazing person, also meaning they love you very much as a friend.

it could also mean your friend hates you.

person 1: hey you are such a ginger cheese
person 2: what does that mean??? you keep calling me that?!??
person 1: i love you very much as a loving friend.

person 2: oh man also i’m gay
person 1: that makes you ginger cheese
person 2: thank you
person 1: no i mean i hate you very much

by k33rmi March 20, 2022

Scrape Cheese

The small amount of cheese (or other dipping sauce) left in a container after being used

Dude all you left me with is scrape cheese to dip in.

by BEEF435 April 22, 2009

morning cheese

Used to describe the phenomena of "stank dick", when said "stank dick" is accompanied by a post coitus layer of dried smegma and is left to ferment until morning.

I woke up with some serious morning cheese baby. Let's go take a shower.

by Dr. Rog November 12, 2015

Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019

Grating the Cheese

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.

I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.

by brutus_maximus October 20, 2012

Whore Cheese

1. Of pertaining to a woman's yeasty and vaginal cheese like qualities.

2. A person's personal item that's tainted by layers of sex juice (which over time, has fermented into a ripe cheese like quality)

"I'm not sitting down on your whore cheese couch, with all the hundreds of men you've slept with, that thing's nasty", says Destiny to her friend Chastity

"Dude, did you see that whore cheese on that stripper's vag?"
-Jebediah
"Yeah brah, that yellowish white thing was drippin' down all over the place" - Elijah

by Yourmomlovesquirelldicks October 23, 2012