by MURDAMANNNN January 27, 2025
A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.
by coolkidksater January 02, 2025
When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023
by LovleyPeaches177 June 03, 2020
Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.
Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!
by Dr. Babybear August 02, 2014
Food sleeps are when you are sleeping and keep dreaming or thinking of food or as soon as you wake up food comes to mind, usually a certain food in particular and every time you wake up, it’s the first thing you think of.
I kept having the ‘food sleeps’ last night, when I woke up I had to eat a burger, I just couldn’t stop thinking of it.
by StudentAndTeacher May 07, 2023
by 0987612345000 October 20, 2017