Sleep

A time where I can go where there is no more idiots and I can just have a break from life.

Dear sleep,

I’m sorry I hated you when I was a kid. Now will you please get me away from these idiots surrounding me?

by ImNotMakingANameFor1Definition November 12, 2017

Sleep

A mythical state of mind

Me:"Bro, what are you doing?
Friend:"Uhhh.. Sleeping?

Me:"Pffft, dude that doesn't exist

The Universe:*face palm*

by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020

Sleeping

Sleeping: Laying on your bed while going on your phone the whole night.

John: Hey wanna play fortnite?
Me: No sorry, i should be sleeping.

by Naibseldadrudnayegmumru June 22, 2018

Traumatic Sleep Injury

Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.

Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"

Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."

Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."

by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014

sleep fighter

A toddler who goes bananas every night at 7:30 to prove to her parents, the world, and herself that she is anything but sleepy.

Little Crindy goes into beast mode every night before bedtime. She’s a sleep fighter.

by Cheek the Greek April 26, 2023

Sleep Suck

To suck cock in your sleep

Arjen woke up with morning breath, unaware that he sleep sucks

by RamsJay April 13, 2023

Sleep

An American stoner metal band known for talking about weed and making really long songs

Sleep is a pretty dope band

by Dopelord July 28, 2019