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Day Date

When you take off of work because you live with your baby’s dad so you have to make think you are work but you are really at your work boyfriends house.
Hey Bro! Your girl isn’t at work. She’s on a day date with a guy from work who is twice her age.
by Angry Beaver August 27, 2021
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Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!
Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.
by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021
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doona date

When you’ve had a big night and can’t be fucked doing anything else for the day you book in a date with just you and your Doona
Nah fuck that sunday sesh I got a Doona date.
by pluggerplug June 12, 2021
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Post hoc date

When two people in the 'talking phase' meet up initially and do date type things without planning on it, only to later realise that their meeting could qualify as a date.

Post hoc date refers to a date that is officially recognized or labeled as such after the fact, rather than being a planned or intentional first date.
The couple laughed about their first meeting, realizing that it was actually a post hoc date, as they had already grown close through weeks of getting to know each other.
by Wuv Wuv September 16, 2024
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Original Date

Phrase used to get attention of anyone about literally any video.
Person 1: Original Date??? attachment
Person 2: Why do you not know?
by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 27, 2024
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Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country
As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2024
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