A kind hearted man who is extremely handsome in everyway. He is a United States Marine and is loved by everyone who knows him. A truly amazing person always making others happy before himself. A fantastic boyfriend who makes his girlfriend very happy. She is very proud of her Marine.
"Woah did you see that Marine?"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"
"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"
"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"
by MLP&BMW January 10, 2012
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Get the Michael Richarded mug.Michael Tungry was a once famous man who could eat a ridiculous amount of food. It is even rumored that he ate three mungrys, however there is no actual physical evidence of this. Michael Tungry went missing in 2002 and his last known location is in Wisconsin.
Andrew: Hey, did you hear about Michael Tungry? He ate three mungrys!
Alyssa: I'm sorry, but it is impossible to eat a mungry. There's no way anyone would believe that he ate three!
Alyssa: I'm sorry, but it is impossible to eat a mungry. There's no way anyone would believe that he ate three!
by Jamesatron March 9, 2009
Get the Michael Tungry mug.A True god in the eyes of some, he was raised under a father who plays Golf 24/7, living off the bare minimum of earnings from the local pizza shop. Michael is funny, charming but most of all, has a magnificent hair line. His stance alone places his holy seed inside any woman in a 10 mile radius. He is the man, the myth, the legend.
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Get the Michael Morris mug.Michael Cascio is very feminine and loves his family in a weird way. He always is asking for grown men to sit on top of him and is also known to leave group chats. He has crushes on girls but skips bases and goes straight home. He thinks everything is funny when he is the only one laughing. He also likes to eat his own poop.
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