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Person 1: Bro I’m about to go HAM
Person 2: Home and masturbate?
Person 1: Hunt a Muslim bro
by DiabetesCleetus November 22, 2018
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Ham slop

A term to describe children, or offspring
This Child was lost in the super market, (walking up to a distraught couple) Is this your Ham slop?
by Swooper166 January 23, 2021
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Ham

He is handsome, he has a athletic body and he is sporti. He talks in the way he flirts but that's how he speaks.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.
Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020
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ham

to ham someone
I am going to ham you.
by iammethisisme September 28, 2020
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Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.
Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham
by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022
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Ham and chocolate

A common meal for broke individuals often including lukewarm water and Joe Bartolozzi. We first heard of this word when someone posted a picture of them eating this abomination of a meal. One single half crescent of ham, uneven cuts of chocolate, a bottle of room temperature spring water. This term is widely used by the people of Maryland and has possibilities of spreading.
This poor bitch eating sum “ham and chocolate”. She must be an “Annabelle
by Frankylover December 15, 2025
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