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Green-screening occurs when a company pretends to be socially responsible despite obvious and clearly irresponsible practices.

For example, British Petroleum and Exxon Mobile are two of the dirtiest, environmentally destructive companies on the planet. But they air commercials designed to counteract this image.
Exxon Mobile is just green-screening! They aren't exploring alternative energy like they claim!
green-screening by El filosofo March 3, 2010
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Green Tongue Plague 

A hangover the morning after drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day.
"Hey man! Did you have fun on St. Patty's Day?"
"I sure did bro. Me and the boys were HAMMERED!! I woke up naked on the 18th with the Green Tongue Plague!

green no-eyed monster 

When your partner has a runny nose and snorts just before giving you head, causing it to coat your genitals. This can lead to crusting on the tip, blocking your next stream, making for a rude awakening the next morning.
Dude, I think I'm chafing and on top of that, I had to wipe down the whole bathroom after Karen gave me that green no-eyed monster.

Green Day 

1) A day for only smoking pot.
2) An amazingly awesome punk-rock band that started in the mid-80's. With Billie Joe Armstrong (Guitarist; lead vocals), Mike Pritchard, AKA Mike Dirnt (Bassist; back-up vocals) Tre Cool (Percussion), and back-ups Jason Freese and John White. They have 9 studio albums: 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours, Kerplunk!, Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, Warning, Shenanigans, American Idiot, and 21st Century Breakdown. Plus other contemplation albums and CD/DVD's.

a.Many new wave teen lovers are posers.

b.Many people have also thought that they have sold-out, and won't listen to the new stuff.
c. People who think that they only have 2 albums.
BTW: I am a 13 year old girl, who heard of them from my brother who only thought they had American Idiot. I went and listened to Kerplunk! from a friend, and absolutely fell in love with them! Warning, which will complete my collection, is coming in the mail this week!
1) There was nothing to do, so me and my buddies had a green day

2)

a. Girl- I lOvE gReEnDaY!!!1 21 GuNs Is SuCh A gOoD SoNg!!!1 BiLlY jO Is SoOo HaWt!!!!
Me- It's Green Day.... Have you heard 80? It's good too.... And Billie Joe is hot....
Girl- WhAtS aN 80???/
Me- Nevermind....
b. Me-Have you heard Green Day's new album?
Guy- Naw man, Green Day's sold-out now! I only listen to the old stuff!
Me-OK then....
c. My brother....
Green Day by Joy_Bunnies April 4, 2011

green mist 

the best type of weed ive had
i feel so awesome when i smoke that green mist
green mist by unknownweed January 15, 2012

green roses 

this is a colloquial term for the dollar bills you give to a prostitute; it is used in order to throw police who may be listening in.
As I walked out after dicking down my hooker she said, " leave the green roses on the counter."
green roses by Buttsexbetty February 14, 2014

Green Bag 

Smoking a huge joint and then donating blood afterwords, causing the person who received the donated blood to feel the affects of marijuana.
Hey Jerald there's gonna be a blood donation session at the community center, we should totally green bag it.
Green Bag by HoraceOrchestra April 14, 2014