Jesus cock

A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe

.....jesus cock

by She'llsquirtya September 14, 2018

Jesus Pee

Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.

Jesus Pee

by Anti_yuppy March 20, 2014

Jesus move

Jesus Move

To die and come back to life somehow (for any reason) to kick some major butt!

Gandalf pulled a major Jesus move in The Two Towers.

by DNT2 October 30, 2013

jesus sweat

A term used for a nigga that worships the ground the he himself walks on.

Look at this jesus sweat ass nigga Jared.

by blank space June 18, 2014

Meet Jesus

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.

Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*

by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

Skinless Jesus

A Jesus for everyone. A messiah excepted by all race.

Daddy, what’s a skinless Jesus? Well Timmy, it’s a Jesus that everyone can worship.

by Tuna Juice July 16, 2018

Jesus Christ

it's jason bourne

Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne

by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT February 10, 2018