fuck-and-duck

A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.

After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.

fuck-and-duck by Moontos January 2, 2007

blue duck 

According to 107 year old Olive Riley, born in Broken Hill in 1899, blue duck was what you did when you stood up a boy you'd promised go out with.

I gave Mick the blue duck last night..

blue duck by mike rubbo July 5, 2006

peking duck 

i was reading the two definitions above

just to clarify what peking duck is on a very basic level

peking duck is a wrap of duck with the best sweet sour sauce in it
you don't wanna breakfast wrap anymore if you ever try peking duck at any decent Chinese restaurant (buffets don't count)

guy-babe, you wanna a bite of my peking duck?
girl-yea, sure
guy-flash me first

peking duck by Duck Peking December 29, 2007

Wounded Duck 

A figurative term to describe a bad pass. "Wounded duck" passes either have no chance for reception by an offensive receiver due to any number of poor dynamics on the thrown ball, or simply should be intercepted by the defense for being so poorly thrown.

Defensively, also known as a gimmie.

So Ben Roethlisberger was a mess yesterday, looking more like a modern-day Cliff Stoudt than the guy who led the Steelers to a win in Super Bowl XL. Benjamin floated three wounded ducks into the waiting arms of Colts defenders at critical times yesterday, outright costing the Steelers the game.

Wounded Duck by TooCrooked March 29, 2009

mud duck

An atrocious-looking female. This girl has to be so horrible that she doesn't even qualify as a duck.

Damn! That shawty look like she been suckin on neckbones dipped in crisco. That fat hoe is a straight mud duck

mud duck by Jay Avery May 10, 2006

Crusty Duck Dynasty

The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.

After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.

Crusty Duck Dynasty by Hammerpounding October 26, 2014

son of a duck 

This is a word used to be better then the alternative.

Raiden:OMG YOU ARE SUCK A SON OF A DUCK! I HATE YOU SO MUCH.... Well, see ya later player, same time tomorrow right Scorpion?
Scorpion: Yeah, Yeah!
......................the next day.........................
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!

son of a duck by Garrett Pippin May 23, 2008