Douche Haven

A place where douches live.

Where are these douches coming from?... Douche Haven

Douche Haven by Douchehaven November 17, 2016

Douche caboose 

A unessecarily large camping trailer or fifth wheel, preferably a toy hauler, driven by an asshat in a lifted diesel truck.

Looks like Ryan is taking his new douche caboose up into the hills for the weekend.

Douche caboose by Alberta Strong November 18, 2016

Douche Nozzle 

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.

check out the barista with the douche nozzle.

Douche Nozzle by Wizgy October 27, 2018

Douche Canoe 

Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe

Wyatt left you on read and hasn’t replied in over a week? What a douche canoe

Douche Canoe by mlex July 15, 2019

douche bag 

A fucking white gangsta who tries and acts black, but looks look a complete dumbass.

"He Jimmy"
"Yo homes!"
"Jimmy, your a douchebag"

P.S - Jimmy's white

douche bag by Sam May 13, 2005

douche bag 

1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.

2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.

3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.

1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.

2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.

3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!

Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!

George: Yuck!

douche bag by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 30, 2007

douche hammer 

A person, who infact, hammers the worddouche/word.

Look at that douche hammer, he's been hammering the douche all weekend.

douche hammer by Brian Deegan August 18, 2003