Coffeescenti

Those who are "in the know" regarding coffee. Also used as a derogatory term by those who cast aspersions on coffee snobs.

Derived from Cognoscenti:
co⋅gno⋅scen⋅ti
–plural noun, singular -te /-ti/ Persons who have superior knowledge and understanding of a particular field, esp. in the fine arts, literature, and world of fashion.

Origin: 1770–80; < It, Latinized var. of conoscente (prp. of conoscere to know) < L. See cognition, -ent

Wow, she really knows a lot about coffee.
Yep, she's a true coffeescenti. She can spot a non-arabica blend a mile away.

Alternate usage:
Wow, she's really loyal to Starbucks.
Yep, she's a coffeescenti- one of those coffee snobs who think that overpaying for burned beans makes her cool.

by WheezerMF November 2, 2009

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Giant nipples

Damn girl...u a dime but those giant coffee saucer nipples mad me lose my hardon

by bobby broheezy December 6, 2009

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COFIT

Acronym (pronounced "cough-it") for COF ("Crusty Old Fart") In Training: a man in late middle age who does not yet possess all the attributes of a crusty old fart but is working to acquire those attributes still lacking and to develop those that are present in rudimentary or attenuated form.

Attributes of a fully mature COF include, but are not limited to: high-pitched, reedy voice; double-knit Sans-A-Belt slacks; possession of a sidecar-equipped motorcycle; intolerance of any music recorded since 1980; sufficient age to qualify for the Senior Discount at movie theatres and other venues.

A COFIT will possess some of these traits, or will possess all of them in an attenuated form.

"Bill can't be a COF, he's still paying full pop for movie tickets. That would make him a COFIT."

by Crusty Old Bill February 6, 2010

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coffeesucker

Typically a female who enjoys giving oral sex to African American Males

She won't give you a blow job she's a coffeesucker!

by Meatball scmc April 4, 2010

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Coffee Urn

Noun. (kaw-fee urn)

Where you keep the dead ashes of your old coffee grounds

After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.

by Koffee Phreek August 20, 2010

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