Chode

typically a dude called Gustav, they often suffer from the highly unacceptable sickness called having a chode

look at that chode!!! are you sure you aren't a Gustav

by Gustavisachode March 11, 2020

Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.

“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"

by WBProdigy March 20, 2022

Chode

Tiny white male, that's dick is wider than long. Jealousy for all men with dicks over 1"

That's the smallest dick.... I mean chode I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself.

by No Muff 2 Tuff January 24, 2020

Chode

A short fat penis

Juan has a chode. A short hmfat penis

by Juan is gay October 5, 2019

Chode Butter

the act of buttering up one's chode with lubricant or butter, which is more convienant, and the other male of female partner stroking it.

Hey Tom, how was the chode butter last night?

Tom: It was great, Darius stroked it well.

by pablopooop January 8, 2016

Chode

A dick that is wider than it is long.

Person: Why is his dick so fat??
Other Person: I bet he has a chode.

by Sxunken November 20, 2021