christian panthers
christian panthers by Shishkebab May 13, 2005
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Christian
-Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio.
-Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne.
-Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen.
-Does not hesitate to hit females.
-Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him.
-Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm.
-Convicted bro-rapist
-Pizza bandit
-Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff
-Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl...in middle school
-Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man!"
-Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG
-Laughs like a emphazemic old woman
-Contemplates nestling his popped collars
-Currently half pops his collars
-Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop)
-Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework
-Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend
-Certified hallway roamer
-Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne.
-Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen.
-Does not hesitate to hit females.
-Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him.
-Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm.
-Convicted bro-rapist
-Pizza bandit
-Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff
-Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl...in middle school
-Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man!"
-Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG
-Laughs like a emphazemic old woman
-Contemplates nestling his popped collars
-Currently half pops his collars
-Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop)
-Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework
-Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend
-Certified hallway roamer
Dude, when I was just sittin in my room doing my homework the other day, I smelt Christian's signature cologne seeping under my door and my ass cheeks accordingly clenched like a vice grip.
Christian by Captain_Morgan January 3, 2009
Kelowna Christian School
A caring learning community under the Lordship of Jesus Christ. Kelowna Christian school develops programs, strategies, and methodologies, within the context of biblical principles, that produce graduates with a Christian worldview, who are well prepared in all academic disciplines, committed to life-long learning, and understand and commit to a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Teachers are committed to equipping students to reach their academic and spiritual potential through the pursuit of excellence. Kelowna Christian School is a safe, nurturing, and mentoring environment where all students have a sense of belonging.
Kelowna Christian School by Student@KCS March 11, 2009
christianize
The act of having sex in a place where you or someone you know has not had sex yet. Tainting a place by having sex, or doing dirty things.
friend 1: "Dude i think my girlfriend and I are gonna christianize my car tonight!"
friend 2: "your really gonna do it in your brand new car?"
friend 1: "Hell ya man it needs to be christianized sometime soon, better now than later!"
friend 2: "your really gonna do it in your brand new car?"
friend 1: "Hell ya man it needs to be christianized sometime soon, better now than later!"
christianize by cherrypoppins6969 August 16, 2010
christian
a fun guy who just happens to like dudes but thats okay because he is funny and kind and always looks for the best in people. He is responsible and dependable.
christian by delena lover August 17, 2011