Ryan Sitkowski

Lead guitarist for the band Motionless In White. Sexiest mf alive. An absolute himbo. Made a girl drive 4 hours to break up with her. Drank the other guitarists piss once. Likes big boobs

Maddy: Ryan Sitkowski is so hot!
Nicole: I know he is my boyfriend.
Maddy: NO MINE!!
Kiki: Tj Bell is my boyfriend.

by ryansitkowskilover69 January 20, 2021

Tom Ryan

A man who can’t resist going to throb and having his way with as many hens as humanly possible.

What are you doing up in Darwin “I’m chucking a Tom Ryan “

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin June 24, 2021

Dirty Ryan

A fat pig who has pictures of gay pornography on his mobile phone

Look at that dirty Ryan in the corner

by I hate my ugly friends August 05, 2021

ryan bull

Ryan, he's a great friend and will always be there for a girl. He is very confident around women. He's a great kisser and doesn't care what others think when he is kissing a girl whether it's on the train, BUS basically anywhere and he has the most beautiful eyes ever.

Ryan Bull...damn those eyes

by Sceeeerx January 28, 2017

ryan comfort

a boy that mostly likes to fiddle around with children and play hide and seek with madeline mccan

Oh no is that Ryan Comfort playing with kids again....

by yes okay ykihcj June 12, 2020

Ryan Lee

A Tubby guy who has a small fetish for poultry and has an irrational fear of females. He also has a tendency to call people peasants.

"OMG whats he doing to that pigeon?" Sam.
"That kids such a Ryan Lee" Jess.

by CptDragonFist July 04, 2011

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling is an actor known for his role as officer k in Blade Runner 2049 and as "driver" in Drive 2011. Many autistic children relate to him despite the fact that Ryan Gosling is actually a normal person in real life and has a separate life from his roles which are often confused by these childish incel communities that have emerged in the past few years.

John: Sometimes I feel like I'm literally Ryan Gosling.
Therapist: I diagnose you with autism.

by guywithcoolname July 03, 2023