Dished my chips

To intentionally lose as poker, giving your chips to your brother in-law, friend or conspirator.
Got too drunk at poker, so I dished my chips to my brother inlaw.
by Dirtypoker August 05, 2016
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My Blacklight

A loving person, a person that is your light in your darkness , a person that is always there for you , the person that is your light in the darkness to show you the good thingsin life and not the bad things. Adjective: sweet,nice,handsome,amazing cute.
Girl 1:Oh my gosh thats my blacklight
Girl2:No he's mine
Girl3:No he's my light in my darkness
Girl4:But he showed me the good things in life

Alussa mcentyre : but he did all of those things for me and even more
by Prettyangelface101 January 28, 2017
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had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass
It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.
by Breezyred May 10, 2021
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shizzle my nizzle

To take part in sexual activities such as masturbation or to have sex with another person. Shizzle meaning "having sex" and nizzle being the vagina or penis etc.
"Go Shizzle the Nizzle"
or
"Shizzle my Nizzle"

8===D (0)
by IDKbecauseREASONS December 09, 2015
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Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!
Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.
by cmb428 November 28, 2012
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shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
by Cookielover9000 October 20, 2021
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Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
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